“Horrible experience. Would give zero stars if I could.” — Me, Verified User.
The Burpees Would Not Recommend Tee turns everyone’s least-favorite workout into a brutally accurate one-star review.
Designed like an online customer review, the oversized back graphic combines gym culture with internet culture—while the front keeps things clean with a small Fitness Behavior one-star chest graphic.
Whether you actually love working out or spend the entire workout questioning your decisions, this one gets it.
DETAILS
White unisex graphic T-shirt
Red front + back graphics
Small Fitness Behavior chest print
Oversized “Burpees” review graphic on back
Distressed vintage-inspired typography
INTERNET BEHAVIOR™ branding
Unisex everyday fit
A Study in Culture.
FIT Order your normal size for a standard fit. Size up for a relaxed, oversized gym/streetwear look.
CARE Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over graphics.
