I DON’T DO UNEXPECTED CONVERSATIONS T-SHIRT

PLEASE SCHEDULE YOUR CONVERSATION IN ADVANCE.

You saw somebody you know in public. Eye contact was made. Now you’re somehow expected to have a conversation you never agreed to.

Absolutely not.

The I Don’t Do Unexpected Conversations Tee is for everyone who needs a little mental preparation before human interaction. Clean typography, a simple black-and-white palette, and a statement that says what you were already thinking.

Consider this your wearable disclaimer.

I DON’T DO UNEXPECTED CONVERSATIONS™

INTERNET BEHAVIOR™
A Study in Culture. Observations from the Timeline.

DETAILS

• Black graphic T-shirt
• Bold white front typography
• Clean monochrome design
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft cotton construction
• Designed by Internet Behavior™
• Limited production
• 100 produced in this colorway
• Once this colorway sells out, it will not return

FIT

Order your normal size for a relaxed fit. Size up for a more oversized streetwear look.